ROBOWARS :D

For the past week it has been a busy day.After the massive Starwalk event.Woah.Legs were aching.We were practically racing with our form 3 class teacher Pn.Indra Devi and her daughter.It was funny.Hahaha.Me,Kenny,Leong,Dahrick,Puvi,Limau and my bro and his friends went too.Then the week started again but this time the robotics comp were coming nearer so had to practica and practice.The advantages were we could skip classes for the whole week and off duties too.Wheee.Team A-Limau,Puvi,Azrul Team B-Me,Leong,Abel Team C-Vas,Kumaresh,Daneish.We are SMK Anderson's hope for winning and when it comes to other things,they basically don't give a shit about us so yeah.Malaysia boleh.Then we have been programming,skiving classes,playing CS-Con.Zero and DOTA during practice session.Come on people,we have to rest too right?So it's like 3/4 rest 1/4 work.And prank calling too.AWESOME man.There was this prank call.We called up a chinaman.Promoted fishballs.3 for 1 buck and the best thing Azrul is such a smart ass and went and say umm what balls you want?Pork,beef and your balls.Damn dumb la he.Already said FISHballs somemore.What a dumbass.Had lotsa laughs.Vasanth also is a massive dickhead.He prank called his bro and mother but both also knwe it was a prank.His mum even said,"I know it's you Vasanth"WTF right?!Hahaha.He just has to put on a stupid voice which even my little bros know it's FAKE.Aih.I shall write a book,"Living among idiots and i'm the biggest idiot" by Ivan Wong.Catch it in stores by late August.Heeheee.Funny la.Then we were planning to call from a unfortunate children's home.Azrul went and call and said,Hello,we're from the Retarded children's welfare Bercham.Since when social societies address unfortunate kids as retards?Sigh.Where are the brains and ingenuity?Hahah.We had a mega effing big laugh.And I called up some bitch who called me MAD.ISH.I couldn't stop chuckling.Okay people.We are going to Pengkalan Hulu wherever that is.Some outskirt town and we'll be staying in Grik*not Greek okay?* and travelling down to our comp.Sucks la.the most happening thing in pengkalan Hulu is a cinema?A McDees?Or a Cybercafe.AIH.And we're paying for the lodgings for now.School doesn't even want to prat with a few bucks but can speand big cash on buying new balls for our rugby and football team.It seems they always seem to lose their balls.Sad for them.I'm effing tired.Only getting 8 hours sleep nowadays(I'm sorry but i'm a PIG)So yeah people.I'll update this when I get back and when I'm not lazy.Pray for SMKAI*Anderson* to emerge the victors and triumph above the rest.Heehee.Prepare to hear awesome news from our team.Buhbyeee.Come for MVS okay?20 bucks a ticket.

Anderson IU Day 09!!!

Today was Anderson's IU Day after don't know how many years.Finally the board thought it was ripe for another try and so here we were organising it.Firstly the theme was Music Beyond Boundaries and yeah it's rocking babe!Umm.Yeah went to school at 6.30 in the morning with Azrul and Steven.Met Leong there.It seems he was there by 6 already.WOAH.Great job bro.You the man.Proceeded to the hall,on everything(AC's,Set up Comp)Then started playing music on the hall's speaker's.Supposedly a speaker sound test early in the morning.Hahaha.All the weird songs were playing and it was awesome.Azrul and I had to check on the manin fuse box because the right side,three AC's weren't working so we had to jump all over tables and chairs that were piled at the back of the hall then then opened it to find it was all working.Damn stuupid la.After that we chilled till Abel came at 6.45.Waited for the rest of our VIP's(REQUIEM).Oh yeah if you don't know or missed their performance,Requiem is actually the most awesome indie band's that are coming up.MWUAHAHA.The band is made up of

Dharmen Mahendra-Lead guitar
Kenny Chew Chern Yang-Bass
Joses Khoo Xia Liang-Drums
Gregory Phillip Pereira-Rythm,Vocals

And Puvilan is the manager I guess.Hahaha.He held them together all this while.You people are awesome.Sadly the album art isn't here.I have to get it from Leong.He has done all the major deco and planning and Abel contributing at the IT and technical side.WOOT.And yeah the rest of the board and me too.*Let me have my moment of self umm enjoyment?Syok sendiri.X)*Hahaha,sorry people I'm really high now.Can still feel the beats in my head.

Oh yeah.Registration started at 9 but me and Steven went for guitar first.We came back around 9.45.Ate awesome hotdogs in his mum's car.Then umm started the games.We were in charge of the lighting.The first game was okay but only a BIT too long winded.It was okay though.Guessing songs.Oldies and modern ones.MGS school team won-Sandra and Wai Lynn :) Congrads girls.Then after that had some MV slideshow.You guys were kinda bored so we had to fast foward it a bit.Then after that had this Punjabi dudes banging their Dols.PHEWEEET!If you guys ever want heart-pumping hardcore techno beats,call them.Take some weed and I guarantee you'll even be able to FLY.Then umm had another slideshow then another game.this time it was about completing the songs.Hahaha.We deliberately asked Greg to pick Mogana.Lol.Very SYOK lol.Another 3 people were on stage too and then made them sing stuff too.Made Mogana sing Pokerface,When I grow Up and Sugar.It was awesome.We were laughing our arses off on the back-stage and Joevy was kinda looking at us.Oh well we ARE freaks.She has a very sweet voice :D at times.LMAO.She won that.After having alot of fun on OUR part,we dismissed them for lunch break.The food was urghhh,okay.Crap la.My fingers are tired deeee.i'll continue la no point leaving it hanging here.We had to ask Greg to stall a few times and he really can crap wei :D CRAP AND CRAP AND CRAP.He really can emcee well.Has the charisma and style.Well done bro.

After lunch break,stuff started happening.The FREAKING,STUPID,WORTHLESS Pa system was kinda fried BAD.The wiring connecting it to the speakers was umm crapped up.Then we were all tensed up.Dharmen nearly freaked out.Cause without mikes and speakers,how was Greg gonna sing?Then Joses and Kenny calmed him down.MGS did their performance after that.Some modern dance with the dancers having a contrast,3 black and 3 white.Wow.Not bad.Quite synchronised.Loved their performance.After that Steph and another girl form MC sang 'No One' by Alicia Keys.Awesome mann!Finally,the highlight of the day,*drum rolls,thunder clap,fireworks.WHEEEEEE.*REQUIEM!Hahah.Eventhough the mikes weren't working they went on full power.the crowd was extremely supportive and enthusiastic,clapping along to the heavy beats.OMG,I tell you it was seriously great.Joses did some crazy drums beats and Dhramen,Kenny and Greg 'terror' la.Greg had to shout and sing but the song basically ran that way so yeah.After that,the crowd gave a whopping applause then we went on to the prize giving and then packed up.Had to clean up and stuff.

Later after that went to JJ then hung out.Was freaking tired.Hung out with Marleis and Elaine at Secret Recipe till 3.30.Her mum came with her little sis.She's so cute and awwww.I think she's only 8?Lol.After that Elaine's mum sent me back then ate dinner and had Razlan's tuition.Crap.Damn tired now.I'm going off.

PS:MRS EMCEE,you owe me your URL.
PSS:Tomorrow is Starwalk.I'm going to be so dead.Today woke up at 5 then tomorrow also gotta wake up at 5.Nights people.

I am SIXTEEN.=D

MWUAHAHAHA.I can proudly say me and Puvi are sixteen baybehhhh!I shall act like a bitch now okay?:D

Hmmm.To all those little kiddos who haven't celebrated their birthday,poor things.Don't worry your time will come but till then I have the right to call you guys,KIDS!X) I love my life nowwww.Wheeeheeeemeheeeeblaboongleiieeeooo.I'm so high now.Oh yeah I had the most awesome birthday ever so yeah.I LOVE HER too much.More than words can say.Thanks for the best birthday babe.That entire days was the best pressie ever.Getting to spend time with you,it's more precious than anything.

Okay,I shall blog on Tuesday.More on the trip do the ship.So yeahh.Wait for another day okayyy?
Ivan signing off.

PS:I'm gay and ghey and whatever spelling you want to use,by NATURE.Don't try and change me.I mean.Please TRY if you want to though.

From North To South In 4 Days.Using 4 transports.=D

8.6.09
Started journey from home at 8.30 and headed for Srimaju bus station :) Uncle fetched us.Then bus arrived at 9.It was superbly comfy.Soft seats,everyone with their own personal TV screen and all those electronic controls and stuff.I sound outdated right?Haha.Truth is I barely take the bus.Seems weird but yeah it's about the less than 10th time I've ever taken a bus before.Okay people please don't laugh at me over this.Hmmm.It was a 8 hour journey and nothing much happened.I watched like 5 movies,Vacancy,Disturbia,Residen Evil:Extinction and urm 28 Weeks Later.What a weird bunch of movies.People who can't take horror movies will surely be pissed.I don't understand why the random collection of weird movies.So yeah we reached by 5.Then went to meet with this 'Transporter' guy,hahaha.He was the one that was supposed to send us to the contenna/shipping area or the port.He isn't muscular and bald and he ain't no ladies' man but yeah he was a nice dude.Ahahaha.About 45 minutes journey to the place then I saw my dad on the gangplank of the ship.*It's the ladder leading up to the ship and below it is pure salt water =D and it was so high and i'm afraid of heights.*Hahaha.It was massive,the ship,the contennas and the mass of lorries and trucks.WHOA!Busy place.It has been awhile since I actually saw a ship.Last time was when I was Standard 2?When I was still a small kiddo.The ship was a beauty.Her name,Maersk Antares.A contenna ship.As soon as we were up the gangplank,we entered the living quarters.It was cold =D and it was soundproofed.Hahah.The ship has 7 floors,from A to G and my dad's quarters are on the G deck,the highest one.The staircase is kinda steep and narrow but it was awesome.Just climbing them were a heart pumping activity.Hahaha.They can seriously raise your stamina and I was kinda huffing and puffing when I reached the top :) I know i'm fat.hahaha.Yeah for the rest of the day,hung out in the cabin.It was large and spacious and the toilet was running on a vacuum pumpo system.When you flush it,it just goes-SLURP and WHOOP.Hahah.very Fun!!!I did it a few times just for the fun.LOL.Then went to the galley*kitchen* on deck B.It has this delicious wholesome smell hanging in the air.The two cooks were China man,from China.The C.Cook was called 'Lao Da' and the Second Cook was called 'Fei Lao Shu'.Hahahaha.He has quite good English though and not the ones filled with slang.Then we had lunch at 1.It was Delicious.So much food.Yum yum yum.Mussels and chicken and beef and veggie and mutton and soup!!Do I sound hungry?LOL.I ate a lot.Ahaha.What would you expect?Hmmm.The ship even has a fully equipped gym,an IT cafe,a library,a media library and a smoking/officers room which has a billiard table!!!!So funnn.Watched House for the rest of the day.My dad has the whole series and supernatural too.It was so comfy.The cabin has all those curtains which can be shut and keeps out 100% of the light so it can be 12 in the afternoon and you won't know the difference whether it's at night or morning.The central AC system keeps the whole ship cool all day long :P At night,we had lotsa food again.Prawn and chicken curry and stuff and ice cream tooo.Then visited the gymnasium.My bros' were playing ping-pong and somehow the balls were hitting everywhere at high speed.ISH.Then watched Supernatural till late night.Me and my bro had a room to ourselves,the Chief Steward's cabin.It wasn't as spacious as our dad's but it was awesome still.Hahah.Slept at 2 a.m.

Okay people.I'll continue it tommorow.I don't mean to sound reminding.But tomorrow's someone's birthday.

PS:It's someone you know.
PSS:It's the person with the same birthday with Puvi.
PSSS:It's someone who is typing this post.
PSSSS:Don't you get it yet?:(
PSSSSS:You numskull,don't worry i forgive you.Hahaha.Remember my presents or i'll rage.MWUAHAHAHA.

Good nights.My prezzie.I'll be dreaming bout piles and heaps of them.Don't disappoint me okay?X)

Movie day pimped with baby stickers.XP

Woke up at 9.Didn't have breakfast.I went and cut the grass for my lawn.ummm.I mowed the lawn.Don't know how to spell.The machine was vibrating like crazy so my hands were like Uber numb after I was done.I have this golden retriever mixed labrador breed dog at home,it's a she.Her name is Glory.Don't ask me how I got the name.She's like my floormat.So warm and furry.Hahaha.Oh yeah.She doesn't crap when the grass is too long.WTH right?So whenever she doesn't crap or craps nearer to the pavement,it means lawn mowing time.So I get out everything and mow the lawn.What a dog.I wish I could like not study and my mom would give me some cash so I would study again.*It's never gonna happen.*I better stop dreaming.Yeah okay.My dog is like that.Anyone with a similar case or is mine just too 'special' or pampered?Aaaah.

Later had curry noodles with lotsa fishcake and stuff.YUM-YUM.My mom actually calls that guy,Uncle Noodle.His real name is Mr.Wong though.LOL.Great job mom.Yeah,we've been eating his noodles since my mom and my aunt started a kindie last time.It's like more than 5-8 years?Talk about loyal customers.So I usually get large servings from him.Wheee.Glutton,I am.Hahaha.Yeah after that bathed and got ready to go out with Az for a movie.Everyone couldn't come out.So yeah.See see when we got there around like 1 something and went to the ticket booth upstairs,suddenly someone shouts my name and cling on to my arm.I was like what the.Haha.It was Elaine,talk bout little kiddies man.And yeah there was this other girl there too.Marleis was her name.Mmmm.Yeah so got the tickets for Night at The Museum 2.This is the second time i'm watching it though.After that just went to eat at McD's since the two kiddos were hungry and craving for McD's.When we got there,it seems they were out of gas.Hahah.And the ONLY dish they had was porridge.I mean who eats porridge in the afternoon.And who runs out of GAS?Especially a fast food outlet.Talk bout crap.Then I suggested we take a cab to McD's drive-thru.She said it was too hot?Haha.What theeee.So we went to that umm Food and Tea i think?Saw Roshan and his clique there.Sat down.Guess WHAT?The waitress told us that they were out of gas too.What a coincidence.Is the whole freaking JJ having some gas shortage?So we sat down there and crapped.Azrul's phone got pimped with little kiddie stickers.I laughed like hell.Marleis thought that was my phone.BWUAHAHA.Azrul oh Azrul.If I knew what was to come,I wouldn't have mocked him so much but thinking of the future isn't really my thing so I had a good laugh.Went up and ordered popcorn and drinks.The drinks froze our hands.Azrul and me were like shivering.Hahaha.Hands shaking and stuff.Had to wait till everyone entered cause those little kids were afraid they'll lose us if we entered with the crowd.Oh my.Babysitters are we?Then then then went to the theater.Sat down and crap.Then Marleis was like urhm.That's your phone rightt?And I said no.She asked where my phone was.I showed her and laughed.They said they'll do up my phone when they get the stickers.I foolishly said I was ready?WHY did I say so.And they said they were gonna get them after that.Oh SWT.I still found the movie funny though I watched it already.After that went to Secret Recipe for lunch.Elaine went and get more stickers from MPH.And my phone ended up adorned with kiddie stickers.The end results are as shown below.

From bottom:Ivan,Elaine,Marleis,Azrul's phones.

From left to right:Ivan,Elaine,Marleis,Azrul's phones.

Hahaha.Conclusion,we all got kiddie-fied.Oh yeah.They actually stuck one of those on each of our shirts.And we couldn't take them off or they would never talk to us again.Good job blackmailing us girls.You guys are EVIL.Heeeheee.After that paid up and went walking around.Went MPH and bought more kiddies stickers.LOL.For her little sis.Then ummm.Walked to bowling alley on the way then walked back.Saw crazy drivers taking fast turnings.What arseholes.So ignorant of the other users' safety.Walked around somemore till Azrul's mom came.Went back home and cycled around.Lepakked at Fair Mart field awhile.Then got back home.Damn tired.What a fulfilling day though.

SHE'S back.Oh wheeeee.So happy and hyper and high.She's most probably sleeping now.Mmmm.Nights people.Sweet dreams.

Watch this.=D

This was the video that I watched.Link by Jean Yenn.=P Thanks.It did cheer me up you piggie.Heehee.You rawk!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cspG-oozOSs&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fhome.php%3F&feature=player_embedded

I was laughing so much after watching this.Wish she was back from camp.It just aches when I think bout her.I'm missing you like crazy babe.=)

Football?Football?Football!And vulgar kiddos. X)

Today didn't do much.Woke up early.Lazed around.Read my chemistry for like umm 20 minutes?Heehee.At least right?Then played guitar awhile,messed around,played with my doggie.Ate early lunch because mum had to go out and repair the car's absorbers.I wish she could've gotten the sports ones but oh well.Haha.Mum strictly doesn't believe in modifying the car at all.What a waste of money she says.But my dad loves it so yeah.Yin and yang.Equilibrium baby!Hahaha.And then later,played PS and yeah.Heehee.Mum came back around 1 plus plus.Oh yeah I nearly forgot,we ate yummy chicken curry which my mumn made.I added anchovies,peanuts and lots of sauce.WOW.Calories mannn.But it was so irresistable.=P Hahaha.I will not upload pictures cause you guys will be sooo jealous.Yeah right :D Hmmmm.Later lazed around and exercised.After that went out and cycled with Azrul.He was talking bout going to the McD's Drive-Thru and i thought he was joking.After awhile we were cycling then only I realised we were on the route to McD's.Haha.He wasn't joking.LOL.I was laughing my arse off.We went to that speaker-order-thingy but there wasn't anyone there.Did I mention we were on our bikes?Heehee.Sat there eating vanilla sundaes and a large fries.Oooh yummy with salt and pepper.Azrul took a few extra packs.Hahahaha.Later went Fair-mart field,our usual haunt.Met Yuga,Kenny,Puvi,me and Azrul.Dahrick came later.They were a few kids there so we started playing.5 Upper secondary guys against 6 Lower primary dudes between 6-10?ROFL.How evenly matched right?I know I know.We are big bullies but it was fun.This isn't the best part yet.Hahah.Those little kids were cursing and swearing and god knows what.There was this small little chinese dude about 8?He kicked Azrul's balls and kept trying to hit ours.And all the while he'll be like Fuck,Fuck,Fuck.Azrul and me asked for his mentos.He said i'll give you if ypu give me a fuck.And there was this young indian dude around the same age who was shouting,bloody motherfucker this and that.And then he started doing some 'Kavadi' dance thingy after he took a shot at our goal.Hahaha.OMG.Kids nowadays are so exposed and vulgar and we were laughing our arses off.Puvi actually made one of them cry.Oh well,little kids are still little kids except for the obscenities la.And then we joked that the indian dude was Puvi's future son and somehow that other dude was Azrul,Kenny and my future son.WTH.Oh my.What to do with this kinda kiddos?I thought they'll be all adorable and say things like,"I want my gub gubs." not "Fuck you la bloody idiot".Yeah so umm good experience.Hahaha.Came back home,ate dinner and yeah watched Transporter 3.It was so nicee.The actress was kinda cute in a dark,emotic,pessimistic way.Then then watched this super cute video.Watch it.So adorable.Longest post ever,Hahah.Nights people.I miss her.=P